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    Dress your family in corduroy and denim

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    Dress your family in corduroy and denim

    Sedaris, David.

    In this new, eagerly awaited collection of personal essays, Sedaris lifts the corner of ordinary life, revealing the absurdity teeming below its surface. His world is alive with obscure desires and hidden motives, a world where forgiveness is automatic and an argument can be the highest form of love.

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    Garfield

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    Garfield : by Jim Davis

    Garfield, the lasagna-loving cat, Odie the dog, and their owner Jon have a series of adventures, where they terrorize the mailman, encounter a witch and a goblin on Halloween, and find homes for stray cats living by the railroad tracks.

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    Simpsons comics

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    Simpsons comics : beach blanket bongo

    Groening, Matt.

    Another collection of the antics of Bart Simpson and his family, from the pages of Simpsons Comics.

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    Henry Huggins

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    Henry Huggins

    Cleary, Beverly.

    When Henry adopts Ribsy, a dog of no particular breed, humorous adventures follow.

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    Me and Earl and the dying girl

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    Me and Earl and the dying girl

    Andrews, Jesse, author.

    Seventeen-year-old Greg has managed to become part of every social group at his Pittsburgh high school without having any friends, but his life changes when his mother forces him to befriend Rachel, a girl he once knew in Hebrew school who has leukemia.

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    The squad

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    The squad

    Barnes, Jennifer (Jennifer Lynn)

    High school sophomore Toby Klein enjoys computer hacking and wearing combat boots, so she thinks it is a joke when she is invited to join the cheerleading squad but soon learns cheering is just a cover for an elite group of government operatives known as the Squad.

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    The squad

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    The squad : killer spirit

    Barnes, Jennifer (Jennifer Lynn)

    As if it were not bad enough that sophomore computer hacker Toby Klein has to be a cheerleader to be part of the elite group of government operatives called the Squad, now she is part of the Homecoming court and has agreed to attend the dance with the most popular boy in school.

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    Beauty queens

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    Beauty queens

    Bray, Libba.

    When a plane crash strands thirteen teen beauty contestants on a mysterious island, they struggle to survive, to get along with one another, to combat the island's other diabolical occupants, and to learn their dance numbers in case they are rescued in time for the competition.

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    All-American girl

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    All-American girl

    Cabot, Meg.

    A sophomore girl stops a presidential assassination attempt, is appointed Teen Ambassador to the United Nations, and catches the eye of the very cute First Son.

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    Party princess

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    Party princess

    Cabot, Meg.

    In a series of humorous diary entries, fifteen-year-old Mia tries to figure out how to raise money for the bankrupt student government at her school while also worrying about how to become a "party girl."

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    Princess in love

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    Princess in love

    Cabot, Meg.

    In a series of humorous diary entries, a New York City ninth grader agonizes over her love life, final exams, and future role as the princess of Genovia.

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    Princess in pink

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    Princess in pink

    Cabot, Meg.

    In a series of humorous diary entries, high school freshman (and Genovian Princess) Mia tries to get her reluctant boyfriend to take her to the prom.

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    Princess on the brink

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    Princess on the brink

    Cabot, Meg.

    Princess Mia's junior year in high school begins with a difficult course load, a crazy student council race, Grandmere's search for temporary lodging, and learning that her boyfriend is moving to Japan for a year, partly because she will not sleep with him.

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    48 shades of brown

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    48 shades of brown

    Earls, Nick, 1963-

    While his parents are in Geneva, sixteen-year-old Dan spends his last year of high school living with his twenty-two-year-old bass-playing aunt, Jacq, and her beautiful friend Naomi, whose active love life is audible through the wall between their bedrooms.

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    Whatever

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    Whatever : a novel

    Goslee, S. J., author.

    Junior year is going to be the best ever for slacker Mike until he loses his girlfriend, gets roped into school activities, and becomes totally confused about his sexual orientation after sharing a drunken kiss with a guy.

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    The Falcon's Malteser

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    The Falcon's Malteser : a Diamond brothers mystery

    Horowitz, Anthony, 1955-

    After his older brother, a fledgling private detective, agrees to safeguard a package for a dwarf who does not live long, thirteen-year-old Nick scampers to solve the mystery while also trying to stay one step ahead of an assortment of thugs.

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    Absolutely, positively not

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    Absolutely, positively not

    LaRochelle, David.

    Chronicles a teenage boy's humorous attempts to fit in at his Minnesota high school by becoming a macho, girl-loving, "Playboy" pinup-displaying heterosexual.

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    Curse of the wolf girl

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    Curse of the wolf girl

    Millar, Martin.

    By day Kalix is morose, unschooled, and slightly anorexic, but by night she is a savage she-wolf, a ferocious opponent with a complete lack of self-preservation. She is also an embarrassment to her society-page mother, a burden and rival in love to her fashionista sister, and an unwitting political and diplomatic obstacle to the rest of her clan.

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    Angus, thongs and full-frontal snogging

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    Angus, thongs and full-frontal snogging : confessions of Georgia Nicolson

    Rennison, Louise.

    Presents the humorous journal of a year in the life of a fourteen-year-old British girl who tries to reduce the size of her nose, stop her mad cat from terrorizing the neighborhood animals, and win the love of handsome hunk Robbie.

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    Are these my basoomas I see before me?

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    Are these my basoomas I see before me? : final confessions of Georgia Nicolson

    Rennison, Louise.

    British teenager Georgia Nicolson's humorous diary entries reveal the results as she finally chooses between potential boyfriends, but then becomes involved in a play with the one not chosen, further complicating her love life.

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    Away laughing on a fast camel

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    Away laughing on a fast camel : even more confessions of Georgia Nicolson

    Rennison, Louise.

    The saga of teenager Georgia Nicolson continues in diary entries about her life after her boyfriend goes off to Kiwi-agogoland, leaving her to make do without him.

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    Dancing in my nuddy-pants

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    Dancing in my nuddy-pants : even further confessions of Georgia Nicolson

    Rennison, Louise.

    The further confessions of teenaged Georgia Nicolson continue as, among other things, she begins to wonder if Robbie is really the right boy for her.

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    Knocked out by my nunga-nungas

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    Knocked out by my nunga-nungas : further, further confessions of Georgia Nicolson

    Rennison, Louise.

    The saga of fourteen-year-old Georgia Nicolson continues as she travels to Scotland on a nightmarish family vacation, confesses her anxiety over being the girlfriend of a sex god, and tests the limits of true friendship.

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    Love is a many trousered thing

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    Love is a many trousered thing : confessions of Georgia Nicolson

    Rennison, Louise.

    In a series of diary entries, British teenager Georgia Nicolson describes her continuing romantic woes as she is pushed toward a decision about the three boys in her life.

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    On the bright side, I'm now the girlfriend of a sex god

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    On the bright side, I'm now the girlfriend of a sex god : further confessions of Georgia Nicolson

    Rennison, Louise.

    Fourteen-year-old Georgia continues her diary in which she records her misadventures trying to reclaim the attention of seventeen-year-old Robbie, while coping with her friends, family, and dog-like cat Angus at the same time.

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    Startled by his furry shorts

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    Startled by his furry shorts

    Rennison, Louise.

    Teenaged Georgia continues her diary entries as she searches for the perfect boyfriend among the sexy Italian Masimo, the fun-loving Dave, and her ex-love Robbie.

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    Stop in the name of pants!

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    Stop in the name of pants!

    Rennison, Louise.

    In a series of humorous diary entries, British teenager Georgia Nicolson tries to decide between two potential boyfriends--Masimo from Pizzagogoland (Italy) or local boy Dave the Laugh.

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    Then he ate my boy entrancers

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    Then he ate my boy entrancers : more mad, marvy confessions of Georgia Nicolson

    Rennison, Louise.

    After trying to take Hamburgeragogoland, also known as the United States, by storm when her family vacations in Memphis, Tennessee, a British teen returns home to deal with the attentions of too many boys, weird parents, and mad cats.

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    Angus, thongs and full-frontal snogging

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    Angus, thongs and full-frontal snogging : confessions of Georgia Nicolson

    Rennison, Louise.

    Presents the humorous journal of a year in the life of a fourteen-year-old British girl who tries to reduce the size of her nose, stop her mad cat from terrorizing the neighborhood animals, and win the love of handsome hunk Robbie.

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    There is no dog

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    There is no dog

    Rosoff, Meg.

    When the beautiful Lucy prays to fall in love, God, an irresponsible youth named Bob, chooses to answer her prayer personally, to the dismay of this assistant, Mr. B who must try to clean up the resulting catastrophes.

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    The epic crush of Genie Lo

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    The epic crush of Genie Lo

    Yee, F. C., author.

    Sixteen-year-old Genie's focus on getting into a top-tier college is destroyed when an enigmatic transfer student, Quentin, helps her transform into a demon-fighter.

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    El Capitán Calzoncillos y la ridícula historia de los seres del inodoro morado

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    El Capitán Calzoncillos y la ridícula historia de los seres del inodoro morado : la octava novela épica

    Pilkey, Dav, 1966-

    Crackers and Sulu, the Bionic Hamster, finds themselves in a backwards universe where George and Harold's own evil twins rule the school with the help of the wicked Captain Blunderpants.

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    Stickman Odyssey

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    Stickman Odyssey : An Epic Doodle / #1

    Ford, Christopher, 1981-

    In this humorous take on the Odyssey, Zozimos, banished from his country by his evil stepmother, has many adventures as he prepares to return home to reclaim the throne that is rightfully his.

    Due 12/02/19

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    Stickman Odyssey

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    Stickman Odyssey : The Wrath of Zozimos/ #2

    Ford, Christopher, 1981-

    "In his quest to reclaim the throne of Sticatha from his evil stepmother, the exiled prince Zozimos has fought golems, matched wits with a sphinx, and overcome his own ineptitude to, well, stay alive. Now, with his homeland finally in sight, he and his band of misfits ready themselves for battle. Only it's not quite the fight they were expecting"--P. [4] of cover.

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    Lunch Witch #2 / Kneep Deep in Niceness

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    Lunch Witch #2 / Kneep Deep in Niceness

    Grunhilda the Witch has a weakness, a tiny soft spot on her black and crusty heart. She continues to hide the nice feelings she has when she gets a letter from former Salem Elementary student Madison. But she can't keep up the ruse for long because her familiars are onto her& and so are her ancestors! The familiars search her hovel and find her collection of letters from Madison. Mr. Williams has a solution, but it involves making a meanness potion from the book that Is-Not-To-Be-Used-By-Anyone-Other-Than Witches! But anything that can go wrong does when he accidentally mixes up a positivity potion instead and it starts to affect everyone in town!

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    The uglified ducky

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    The uglified ducky

    Claflin, Willy, 1944-

    A collection of humorous "fractured" fairy tales featuring Maynard Moose.

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    Matilda

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    Matilda

    Dahl, Roald.

    Matilda applies her untapped mental powers to rid the school of the evil, child-hating headmistress, Miss Trunchbull, and restore her nice teacher, Miss Honey, to financial security.

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    Broken bones

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    Broken bones

    Davis, Donald, 1944-

    Stories about a mother who breaks her arm, a brother who breaks his collar bone, neighbors named the Leatherwoods, the relationships of brothers, and the relationships of fathers and sons.

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    Dr. York, Miss Winnie and the typhoid shot

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    Irrational fear

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    Irrational fear

    Davis, Donald, 1944-

    The title story of Irrational Fear tells of Davis's mother's fear of snakes and the way she eventually got even with him for making fun of her. The second story, The Red Coat, tells why his father and his father's brothers-in-law finally stopped playing Christmas tricks on their sisters and wives.

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    Miss Daisy

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    Miss Daisy

    Davis, Donald, 1944-

    An eccentric fourth-grade schoolteacher and a widow-lady babysitter are the heroines in these recordings of Donald Davis's two all-time most-requested stories about growing up in North Carolina in the 1950's.

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    The Pepins and their problems

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    The Pepins and their problems

    Horvath, Polly.

    The reader is invited to help solve the Pepin family's unusual problems, which include having a cow who creates lemonade rather than milk and having to cope with a competitive neighbor.

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    Leon and the spitting image

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    Leon and the spitting image

    Kurzweil, Allen.

    Leon, a fourth grader at The Ethical School, tries to outwit the school bully and learn to sew for fanatical teacher Miss Cronheim, with unexpected help from his final project-- a doll with magical powers.

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    The Gooney Bird collection

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    The Gooney Bird collection

    Lowry, Lois.

    Gooney Bird Greene: A most unusual new student who loves to be the center of attention entertains her teacher and fellow second graders by telling absolutely true stories about herself, including how she got her name.

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    Judy Moody & Stink

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    Judy Moody & Stink the big bad blackout

    McDonald, Megan, author.

    Judy and Stink and the whole Moody family hunker down with beans and batteries, ready to wait out the storm. But along with massive rain and strong winds, Hurricane Elmer throws down ghosts, squirrels, and aliens. Spooky! Just when things couldn't possibly get any freakier - flicker, flicker, gulp! - the lights go O-U-T out. The Moodys are smack-dab in the middle of a big bad blackout! Grandma Lou proposes musical board games and some good old-fashioned storytelling. Will Hurricane Elmer go down in Moody family history as bad news, a happy memory, or simply an LBS (Long Boring Story)?.

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    Stink and the world's worst super-stinky sneakers

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    Stink and the world's worst super-stinky sneakers

    McDonald, Megan.

    A class visit to the Gross-Me-Out exhibit at the science museum inspires Stink Moody to create a variety of terrible smells to put on the sneakers he plans to enter in the World's Worst Super-Stinky Sneaker contest.

    Due 11/26/19

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    The scarecrow and his servant

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    The scarecrow and his servant

    Pullman, Philip, 1946-

    A scarecrow and his boy servant, Jack, set off on a dangerous adventure as they try to outwit the crooked Buffaloni family and stake their claim to valuable Spring Valley.

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    Wayside School is falling down

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    Wayside School is falling down

    Sachar, Louis, 1954-

    More humorous episodes from the classroom on the thirtieth floor of Wayside School, where students learn to tango, face the cafeteria's dreaded Mushroom Surprise, and study a hobo during Show and Tell. Sequel to "Sideways stories from Wayside School."

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    The carnivorous carnival #9

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    The carnivorous carnival #9

    Snicket, Lemony.

    On the run as suspected murderers, the unlucky Baudelaire orphans find themselves trapped in the Caligari Carnival, where they must masquerade as freaks in order to hide from the evil Count Olaf.

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    Peter & the shadow thieves / #2

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    Peter & the shadow thieves / #2

    Barry, Dave.

    Realizing that Molly and the other Starcatchers are in danger when the sinister being Lord Ombra visits the island and seems to control people through their shadows, Peter and Tinker Bell travel to England to help save the stardust.

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    Rapacia

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    Rapacia : the second circle of Heck

    Basye, Dale E.

    Formerly dead Milton Fauster tries to save his older sister Marlo from "eternal darnation" when she is sent to another educational level of the Underworld reform school known as Heck.

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    Clarice Bean don't look now

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    Clarice Bean don't look now

    Child, Lauren.

    When her best friend announces that she is moving away, Clarice Bean has a new entry for her "Worry" journal and hopes that something will happen to change things back to the way they were.

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    Cosmic

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    Cosmic

    Cottrell Boyce, Frank.

    Super-sized twelve-year-old Liam makes a giant leap for boy-kind by competing with a group of adults for the chance to go into space.

    Due 12/05/19

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    Blork's evil twin

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    Blork's evil twin

    Coville, Bruce.

    On a class field trip to the Museum of New Inventions, bratty Blork is pulled inside a copy machine which creates his evil twin.

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    How to fight a dragon's fury

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    How to fight a dragon's fury : the heroic misadventures of Hiccup the Viking / #12

    Cowell, Cressida, author.

    With the Doomsday of Yule and the future of dragonkind in Hiccup's hands, he must prove himself to be king and end the rebellion in order to save the dragons.

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    A hero's guide to deadly dragons

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    A hero's guide to deadly dragons : the heroic misadventures of Hiccup the Viking / #6

    Cowell, Cressida.

    Hiccup must find a way to steal the Vikings' most sacred book from the Meathead Public Library and take on the Hairy Scary Librarian in order to save his friend Toothless the dragon from being banished.

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    The trouble with chickens

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    The trouble with chickens : a J.J. Tully mystery

    Cronin, Doreen.

    A hard-bitten former search-and-rescue dog helps solve a complicated missing chicken case.

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    Charlie and the chocolate factory

    Dahl, Roald.

    Each of five children lucky enough to discover an entry ticket into Mr. Willy Wonka's mysterious chocolate factory takes advantage of the situation in his own way.

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    Charlie and the great glass elevator

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    Charlie and the great glass elevator: the further adventures of Charlie Bucket and Willy Wonka, chocolate-maker extraordinary

    Dahl, Roald.

    Taking up where Charlie and the Chocolate Factory leaves off, Charlie, his family, and Mr. Wonka find themselves launched into space in the great glass elevator.

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    Matilda

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    Matilda

    Dahl, Roald.

    Matilda applies her untapped mental powers to rid the school of the evil, child-hating headmistress, Miss Trunchbull, and restore her nice teacher, Miss Honey, to financial security.

    Due 01/06/20

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    The vicar of Nibbleswicke

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    The vicar of Nibbleswicke

    Dahl, Roald.

    The vicar's speech impediment leads to holy hysteria in an otherwise quiet country parish.

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    Mercy Watson to the rescue /#1/ Kate DiCamillo ; illustrated by Chris van Dusen

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    Mercy Watson to the rescue /#1/ Kate DiCamillo ; illustrated by Chris van Dusen

    DiCamillo, Kate.

    After Mercy the pig snuggles to sleep with the Watsons, all three awaken with the bed teetering on the edge of a big hole in the floor.

    Due 12/12/19

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    Fortunately, the milk

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    Fortunately, the milk

    Gaiman, Neil, author.

    While picking up milk for his children's cereal, a father is abducted by aliens and finds himself on a wild adventure through time and space.

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    Nicholas

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    Nicholas

    Goscinny, 1926-1977.

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    Killer koalas from outer space

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    Killer koalas from outer space : and lots of other very bad stuff that will make your brain explode!

    Griffiths, Andy, 1961-

    A collection of short stories by Terry Denton, including selections featuring zombie kittens, rocket stealing ants, and killer koalas.

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    The 78-story treehouse

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    The 78-story treehouse

    Griffiths, Andy, 1961-, author.

    Andy and Terry must get past their differences to save their story ideas from a herd of spy cows.

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    Diary of a Wimpy Kid : The Getaway / #12

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    Diary of a Wimpy Kid : The Getaway / #12

    Kinney, Jeff, author, illustrator.

    Greg Heffley and his family escape to a tropical island resort for some much-needed rest and relaxation, but sun poisoning, stomach troubles, and venemous creatures all threaten their vacation.

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    Double Down / #11

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    Double Down / #11

    Kinney, Jeff, author.

    The pressure's really piling up on Greg Heffley. His mom thinks video games are turning his brain to mush, so she wants her son to put down the controller and explore his creative side. As if that's not scary enough, Halloween's just around the corner and the frights are coming at Greg from every angle. When Greg discovers a bag of gummy worms, it sparks an idea. Can he get his mom off his back by making a movie... and will he become rich and famous in the process? Or will doubling down on this plan just double Greg's troubles?.

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    Diary of a wimpy kid #3

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    Diary of a wimpy kid #3 : the last straw

    Kinney, Jeff.

    Middle-schooler Greg Heffley nimbly sidesteps his father's attempts to change Greg's wimpy ways until his father threatens to send him to military school.

    Due 12/02/19

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    Diary of a wimpy kid #4

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    Diary of a wimpy kid #4 : dog days

    Kinney, Jeff.

    In the latest diary of middle-schooler Greg Heffley, he records his attempts to spend his summer vacation sensibly indoors playing video games and watching television, despite his mother's other ideas.

    Due 12/13/19

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    Diary of a wimpy kid #6

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    Diary of a wimpy kid #6 : cabin fever

    Kinney, Jeff.

    Middle-schooler Greg Heffley is the prime suspect when it is discovered that school property has been damaged, but when a surprise blizzard hits and school is closed, Greg is stuck indoors with his family, unable to prove his innocence.

    Due 11/25/19

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    Diary of a wimpy kid :#5

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    KIN

    Diary of a wimpy kid :#5 : the ugly truth

    Kinney, Jeff.

    While trying to find a new best friend after feuding with Rowley, middle-school slacker Greg Heffley is warned by older family members that adolescence is a time to act more responsibly and to think seriously about his future.

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    Regarding the bathrooms

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    Regarding the bathrooms : a privy to the past

    Klise, Kate.

    In this novel told through letters, newspaper articles, and police reports, a middle school principal's bathroom renovation project leads to the discovery of stolen Roman antiquities.

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    Pippi Longstocking

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    Pippi Longstocking

    Lindgren, Astrid

    Pippi, a girl who lives without any grownups, entertains her very shocked neighbor children with her absurd and hilarious adventures.

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    Pippi goes on board

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    Pippi goes on board

    Lindgren, Astrid.

    The further adventures of Pippi Longstocking and her friends Tommy and Annika.

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    The Willoughbys

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    The Willoughbys

    Lowry, Lois.

    In this tongue-in-cheek take on classic themes in children's literature, the four Willoughby children set about to become "deserving orphans" after their neglectful parents embark on a treacherous around-the-world adventure, leaving them in the care of an odious nanny.

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    Homer Price

    McCloskey, Robert, 1914-

    Six episodes in the life of Homer Price including one in which he and his pet skunk capture four bandits and another about a donut machine on the rampage.

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    Stink

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    Stink : solar system superhero

    McDonald, Megan.

    When Stink discovers that Pluto has been downgraded from a planet to a dwarf planet, he launches a campaign in his classroom to restore its status to that of a full-fledged member of the solar system.

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    Lulu and the duck in the park

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    Lulu and the duck in the park

    McKay, Hilary.

    Lulu, who loves animals, brings an abandoned duck egg to school, even though her teacher has banned Lulu from bringing animals to school ever again.

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    Clementine's letter

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    Clementine's letter

    Pennypacker, Sara, 1951-

    While finding new vegetable names to call her little brother, eight-year-old Clementine hatches a plan to prevent her beloved teacher from being selected to go on a once-in-a-lifetime research trip to Egypt.

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    The adventures of Ook and Gluk, kung-fu cavemen from the future

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    The adventures of Ook and Gluk, kung-fu cavemen from the future : the second graphic novel by George Beard and Harold Hutchins

    Pilkey, Dav, 1966-

    Silly caveboys Ook and Gluk travel to the future where they meet a martial artist who teaches them kung fu so they can return to their prehistoric time and fight an evil corporation that is endangering the past.

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    Captain Underpants and the terrifying return of Tippy Tinkletrousers : #9

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    Captain Underpants and the terrifying return of Tippy Tinkletrousers : #9

    Pilkey, Dav, 1966-

    After being sent to jail for the rest of their lives, George and Harold are taken on a trip back in time by Tippy Tinkletrousers back to their Kindergarten days where they must deal with their bully without the help of Captain Underpants.

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    Ricky Ricotta's Mighty Robot vs. the Uranium unicorns from Uranus : #7

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    Ricky Ricotta's Mighty Robot vs. the Uranium unicorns from Uranus : #7

    Pilkey, Dav, 1966-

    Evil Uncle Unicorn attempts to dominate earth by using a Ladybot to trick Mighty Robot.

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    Captain Underpants and the revolting revenge of the radioactive robo-boxers : #10

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    Captain Underpants and the revolting revenge of the radioactive robo-boxers : #10

    Pilkey, Dav, 1966-, author.

    George and Harold are forced to contemplate a world without Captain Underpants.

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    Ricky Ricotta's mighty robot vs. the mutant mosquitoes from Mercury / #2

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    Ricky Ricotta's mighty robot vs. the mutant mosquitoes from Mercury / #2

    Pilkey, Dav, 1966-, author.

    A mouse named Ricky Ricotta and his giant flying robot attempt to save the world from an invasion of massive mutant mosquitoes from Mercury.

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    The magic pretzel / #1

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    The magic pretzel / #1

    Pinkwater, Daniel Manus, 1941-

    Fourth-grader Norman Gnormal, who behaves a lot like a dog, finds his first real friends when the principal signs him up for the Werewolf Club at school.

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    The scarecrow and his servant

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    The scarecrow and his servant

    Pullman, Philip, 1946-

    A scarecrow and his boy servant, Jack, set off on a dangerous adventure as they try to outwit the crooked Buffaloni family and stake their claim to valuable Spring Valley.

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    Sideways Stories from Wayside School / #1

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    Sideways Stories from Wayside School / #1

    Sachar, Louis, 1954-

    Humorous episodes from the classroom on the thirtieth floor of Wayside School, which was accidentally built sideways with one classroom on each story.

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    2095

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    2095

    Scieszka, Jon

    While on a field trip to New York's Museum of Natural History, Joe, Sam and Fred travel one hundred years into the future, where they encounter robots, anti-gravity disks, and their own grandchildren.

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    It's all greek to me

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    It's all greek to me

    Scieszka, Jon

    As they are about to go on stage, Joe, Fred and Sam are transported back to the time of Zeus and the other gods in Greek mythology, who, strangely enough, behave much as the characters in the trio's class play.

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    Frank Einstein and the BrainTurbo / #3

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    SCI

    Frank Einstein and the BrainTurbo / #3

    Scieszka, Jon, author.

    "Frank Einstein (kid-genius, scientist, and inventor) and his best friend Watson, along with Klink (a self-assembled artificial-intelligence entity), and Klank (a mostly self-assembled and artificial almost intelligence entity), once again find themselves in competition with T. Edison, their classmate and archrival--this time in the quest to unlock the power behind the science of the human body"-- Provided by publisher.

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    Frank Einstein and the evoblaster belt / #4

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    Frank Einstein and the evoblaster belt / #4

    Scieszka, Jon, author.

    Boy genius Frank Einstein finds himself in competition with his classmate and archrival T. Edison and his sign-language-speaking sidekick, Mr. Chimp, over Frank's newest invention: the EvoBlaster Belt.

    Due 12/02/19

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    The not-so-jolly-Roger

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    SCI

    The not-so-jolly-Roger

    Scieszka, Jon.

    Once again, three friends are sent back in time by a magic book and they find themselves prisoners of the evil pirate Blackbeard.

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    Sam samurai

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    Sam samurai

    Scieszka, Jon.

    Joe, Fred and Sam are transported to seventeenth century Japan where they infuriate a Samuari warrior, encounter their great-granddaughters, and save their lives by reciting an ancient form of poetry.

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    The bad beginning #1

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    The bad beginning #1

    Snicket, Lemony.

    After the sudden death of their parents, the three Baudelaire children must depend on each other and their wits when it turns out that the distant relative who is appointed their guardian is determined to use any means necessary to get their fortune.

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    The grim grotto #11

    Snicket, Lemony.

    Still pursued by the evil Count Olaf, the Baudelaire orphans attempt to reach a very important VFD meeting, but first they must travel in a rattletrap submarine to the Gorgonian Grotto, a dangerous underwater cave, in search of the sugar bowl.

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    The hostile hospital #8

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    SNI

    The hostile hospital #8

    Snicket, Lemony.

    On the run after being falsely accused of murder, the three Baudelaire children find themselves in Heimlich Hospital, with the evil Count Olaf in close pursuit.

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    The reptile room #2

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    The reptile room #2

    Snicket, Lemony.

    After narrowly escaping the menacing clutches of the dastardly Count Olaf, the three Baudelaire orphans are taken in by a kindly herpetologist with whom they live happily for an all-too-brief time.

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    Searching For Dragons / Enchanted Forest Chronicles/ #2

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    Searching For Dragons / Enchanted Forest Chronicles/ #2

    Wrede, Patricia C., 1953-

    Princess Cimorene enlists the help of Mendanbar, King of the Enchanted Forest, to join her quest to save the kidnapped king of the dragons Kazul.

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    Children make terrible pets

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    Children make terrible pets

    Brown, Peter, 1979-

    When Lucy, a young bear, discovers a boy lost in the woods, she asks her mother if she can have him as a pet, only to find him impossible to train.

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    One cool friend

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    One cool friend

    Buzzeo, Toni.

    Elliot, a very proper young man, feels a kinship with the penguins at the aquarium and wants to take one home with him.

    Due 12/17/19

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    Dooby dooby moo

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    CRO

    Dooby dooby moo

    Cronin, Doreen.

    While Farmer Brown sleeps, his animals prepare for a talent show at the county fair.

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    Private I. Guana

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    LAD

    Private I. Guana : the case of the missing chameleon

    Laden, Nina.

    Private detective I. Guana is hired to search the forest for Leon, a missing chameleon.

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    The littlest grape stomper

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    MAD

    The littlest grape stomper

    Madison, Alan.

    Having twelve toes has always caused problems for young Sixto, but especially when Boss Nova Boombatz lures him into the town of Ear's business of making grape juice when he would rather just play.

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    Waiting for winter

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    Waiting for winter

    Meschenmoser, Sebastian.

    Deer has told Squirrel how wonderful snow is. But Squirrel gets bored with the wait. With his friend Hedgehog they pass the time by singing and waking Bear. Soon things are falling from the sky, but they aren't snow. But eventually they find what snow is.

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    The Amelia Bedelia treasury

    P
    PAR

    Available

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    The Dumb Bunnies

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    PIL

    The Dumb Bunnies

    Denim, Sue, 1966-

    Follows the adventures of the Dumb Bunnies, a rabbit family that does everything without any rhyme or reason.

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    The Silly Gooses

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    PIL

    The Silly Gooses

    Pilkey, Dav, 1966-

    Mr. Goose and Miss Goose, who are always doing very silly things, become the Silly Gooses when they marry and start a family.

    Due 12/05/19

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    The watermelon seed

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    The watermelon seed

    Pizzoli, Greg.

    After swallowing a watermelon seed, a crocodile imagines a scary outcome.

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    Squids will be squids

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    SCI

    Squids will be squids : fresh morals, beastly fables

    Scieszka, Jon.

    Contemporary fables with tongue-in-cheek morals address such topics as homework, curfews, and television commercials.

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    Bugs in my hair!

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    Bugs in my hair!

    Shannon, David, 1959-

    A horrified boy discovers he has head lice and tries some wild remedies to get rid of them.

    Due 12/18/19

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    Baxter, the pig who wanted to be kosher

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    SNY

    Baxter, the pig who wanted to be kosher

    Snyder, Laurel.

    When Baxter the pig hears about the joys of Shabbat dinner he tries to become kosher so that he can participate.

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    Skyfishing

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    Skyfishing

    Sterer, Gideon, author.

    "A young girl helps her grandfather adjust to his new home in the city with her family by inventing a fantastical fishing game"-- Provided by publisher.

    Due 12/19/19

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    Lemuel, the fool

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    Lemuel, the fool

    Uhlberg, Myron.

    After journeying around the world in search of the magical city of his dreams, Lemuel discovers there's no place like home.

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    Alexander and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day

    Viorst, Judith.

    On a day when everything goes wrong for him, Alexander is consoled by the thought that other people have bad days too.

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    Sam, the most scaredy-cat kid in the whole world

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    WIL

    Sam, the most scaredy-cat kid in the whole world

    Willems, Mo, author, illustrator.

    When two fearful children are terrified of each other, their respective monsters try to help.

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    Waiting is not easy!

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    Waiting is not easy!

    Willems, Mo, author, illustrator.

    Piggie tells Gerald she has a surprise for him, but it is not there yet so Gerald must be patient.

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    Don't let the pigeon drive the bus!

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    WIL

    Don't let the pigeon drive the bus!

    Willems, Mo.

    A pigeon that longs to drive a bus sees a chance to make its dream come true when the bus driver takes a short break.

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    I am going!

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    WIL

    I am going! : an Elephant & Piggie book

    Willems, Mo.

    Piggie ruins a perfectly good day by telling Gerald the elephant that she is going, sending him into a panic.

    Due 12/16/19

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    I'm a frog!

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    I'm a frog!

    Willems, Mo.

    Piggie introduces his reluctant friend, Gerald the elephant, to the wonderful world of pretend.

    Due 12/19/19

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    Let's go for a drive!

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    WIL

    Let's go for a drive!

    Willems, Mo.

    Elephant Gerald and Piggie want to go for a drive, but as Gerald thinks of one thing after another that they will have to take along, they come to realize that they lack the most important thing of all.

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    What's so funny?

    PRF
    810.9
    CAR

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