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    Whatever

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    Whatever : a novel

    Goslee, S. J., author.

    Junior year is going to be the best ever for slacker Mike until he loses his girlfriend, gets roped into school activities, and becomes totally confused about his sexual orientation after sharing a drunken kiss with a guy.

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    Little black dresses, little white lies

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    Sta

    Little black dresses, little white lies

    Stampler, Laura, author.

    Harper lands a dream summer internship at a trendy teen magazine in New York City, working as their resident dating blogger, but there is only one problem--she has absolutely zero dating experience.

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    Lunch Lady and the Picture Day Peril / #8

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    Lunch Lady and the Picture Day Peril / #8

    Krosoczka, Jarrett.

    When eccentric photographer Stefani DePino comes to Thompson Brook to take school pictures in the midst of an acne epidemic, Lunch Lady, Betty, and the Breakfast Bunch learn that Stefani is using them to break into the world of high fashion.

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    Flop to the top!

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    Flop to the top!

    Davis, Eleanor, 1983-

    "Wanda's plan to make herself famous backfires when her floppy-faced dog starts drawing all the attention"--Provided by publisher.

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    Fuzzy

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    ANG

    Fuzzy

    Angleberger, Tom.

    When Max (Maxine Zealster) befriends her new robot classmate Fuzzy, she helps him navigate Vanguard Middle School and together they reveal the truth behind the Robot Integration Program.

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    The secret of the Fortune Wookiee

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    The secret of the Fortune Wookiee : an Origami Yoda book / #3

    Angleberger, Tom.

    McQuarrie Middle School's students miss Origami Yoda when Dwight leaves for Tippett Academy, but he sends Sara a paper Fortune Wookiee that seems to give advice just as good as Yoda's--even if, in the hands of girls, it seems preoccupied with romance.

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    The terrible two

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    The terrible two

    Barnett, Mac.

    When master prankster Miles Murphy moves to sleepy Yawnee Valley, he challenges the local, mystery prankster in an epic battle of tricks but soon the two join forces to pull off the biggest prank ever seen.

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    Ada Twist and the perilous pants

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    Ada Twist and the perilous pants

    Beaty, Andrea.

    "When Rosie Revere's Uncle Ned gets a little carried away wearing his famous helium pants, it's up to Ada and friends to chase him down. As Uncle Ned floats farther and farther away, Ada starts asking lots of questions: How high can a balloon float? Is it possible for Uncle Ned to float into outer space? And what's the best plan for getting him down?"--Provided by publisher.

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    Kate the great except when she's not

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    Kate the great except when she's not

    Becker, Suzy.

    Fifth-grader Kate faces a challenge when her mother asks her to be especially nice to Nora, a classmate and fellow flute player who is sometimes mean.

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    Bad Kitty

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    Bad Kitty : Puppy's big day

    Bruel, Nick.

    Uncle Murray takes Puppy on a walk on a day that Bad Kitty is being unusually difficult, but has several unpleasant encounters with a police officer and one mean dog along the way. Text is interspersed with information about dog behavior, pet care, and more.

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    Bad Kitty school daze

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    Bad Kitty school daze

    Bruel, Nick.

    "When Kitty's owners have finally had enough of her bad behavior, it's time to ship her off to obedience school"--Provided by publisher.

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    Planet Tad

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    Planet Tad

    Carvell, Tim.

    Twelve-year-old Tad has a plan to make seventh grade his most awesome year, but he must overcome a devious little sister, an embarrassing summer job, a science fair project gone awry, and other obstacles.

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    Night of the living shadows

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    Night of the living shadows : a Speed Bump & Slingshot misadventure

    Coverly, Dave.

    On a quest to earn their Scavenger Hunt badge and graduate from Bird Scouts to Eagle Scouts, Speed Bump and his slacker friend Slingshot become trapped inside a shopping mall.

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    Camp Rolling Hills

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    Camp Rolling Hills

    Davidowitz, Stacy.

    "Stephanie (a.k.a. "Slimey") and Bobby (a.k.a. "Smelly") have concerns regarding their family back home. Stephanie is returning to the camp she adores; Bobby is a first-time camper who does not really understand lots of what is going on around him during his first exposure to life at summer camp"--Provided by publisher.

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    It ain't so awful, falafel

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    It ain't so awful, falafel

    Dumas, Firoozeh.

    "Eleven-year-old Zomorod, originally from Iran, tells her story of growing up Iranian in Southern California during the Iranian Revolution and hostage crisis of the late 1970s"--Provided by publisher.

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    Dog days

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    Dog days

    English, Karen.

    Gavin wants to make a good impression at Carver Elementary, where no one knows he excels at soccer and skateboarding, but an annoying big sister, a bully, and his great aunt's Pomeranian are not helping.

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    Thrice upon a Marigold

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    Thrice upon a Marigold

    Ferris, Jean, 1939-

    When Princess Poppy, the daughter of Queen Marigold and King Christian of Zandelphia-Beaurivage, is kidnapped by the kingdom's former torturer-in-chief and poisoner-in-chief, a ragtag group sets out to rescue her.

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    Spy School Secret Service / Spy School Series / #5

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    Spy School Secret Service / Spy School Series / #5

    Gibbs, Stuart, 1969-

    Thirteen-year-old Ben Ripley is assigned to protect the president from an assassination attempt in his first solo mission, but he may be in over his head.

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    In a glass Grimmly

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    In a glass Grimmly : companion to A tale dark & Grimm

    Gidwitz, Adam.

    Frog joins cousins Jack and Jill in leaving their own stories to seek a magic mirror, encountering such creatures as giants, mermaids, and goblins along the way. Based in part on fairy tales from the Brothers Grimm and Hans Christian Andersen.

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    Dory Dory Black Sheep / Dory Fantasmagory / #3

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    Dory Dory Black Sheep / Dory Fantasmagory / #3

    Hanlon, Abby.

    "When Dory's best friend learns to read before she does, Dory retreats into her wild imagination and finds herself in the middle of one of the babyish books she is struggling to read where she encounters imaginary friends and enemies"--Provided by publisher.

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    The abominables

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    The abominables

    Ibbotson, Eva.

    A century after a yeti captures Lady Agatha Farlingham and takes her to a hidden valley to raise his motherless children, tourism threatens their peaceful existence and young Con and Ellen take these educated and civilized yetis across Europe to Lady Agatha's home in England.

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    Diary of a wimpy kid

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    Diary of a wimpy kid : old school / #10

    Kinney, Jeff.

    "Life was better in the old days. Or was it? That's the question Greg Heffley is asking as his town voluntarily unplugs and goes electronics-free. But modern life has its conveniences, and Greg isn't cut out for an old-fashioned world. With tension building inside and outside the Heffley home, will Greg find a way to survive?"--Provided by publisher.

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    Diary of a wimpy kid

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    Diary of a wimpy kid : the long haul / #9

    Kinney, Jeff.

    The Heffley family road trip starts off full of promise, then quickly takes several wrong turns--with everything from a fender bender to crazed seagulls--but even the worst road trip can turn into an adventure, and this is one the Heffleys will not soon forget.

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    Diary of a Wimpy Kid : The Meltdown / #13

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    KIN

    Diary of a Wimpy Kid : The Meltdown / #13

    Kinney, Jeff.

    When snow closes Greg Heffley's middle school, he and his best friend, Rowley Jefferson, face a fight for survival as warring gangs turn the neighborhood into a wintry battlefield.

    Due 10/30/19

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    How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli, and Snake Hill / Middle School Series / #4

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    How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli, and Snake Hill / Middle School Series / #4

    Patterson, James, 1947-

    "When Rafe Khatchadorian is sent to Camp Wannamorra, he teams up with his bunk mates to fend off the more "popular" kids' plans to ruin their summer"--Provided by publisher.

    Due 11/11/19

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    School of Laughs / I Funny Series / #5

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    School of Laughs / I Funny Series / #5

    Patterson, James, 1947-

    When a new principal threatens to close the school library, Jamie Grimm tries to save the day by teaching a comedy class for his fellow students.

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    Framed!

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    Framed! : a T.O.A.S.T. mystery / #1

    Ponti, James.

    In Washington, D.C., twelve-year-old Florian Bates, a consulting detective for the FBI, and his best friend Margaret help thwart the biggest art heist in United States history.

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    Frank Einstein and the antimatter motor / #1

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    Frank Einstein and the antimatter motor / #1

    Scieszka, Jon.

    In his Grandpa Al's garage workshop, child genius Frank Einstein tries to invent a robot that can learn on its own, and after an accident brings wisecracking Klink and overly expressive Klank to life, they set about helping Frank perfect his Antimatter Motor until his archnemesis, T. Edison, steals the robots for his doomsday plan.

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    Einstein the class hamster

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    Einstein the class hamster

    Tashjian, Janet.

    Einstein, a very knowledgeable hamster, is desperate to help the students in his classroom win an audition for a televised trivia game show but, unfortunately, only one student, Ned, can hear him.

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    Stick dog

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    Stick dog

    Watson, Tom, 1962-

    "Stick Dog and his four friends - Stripes, Mutt, Poo-Poo and Karen - will do anything to steal some sweet-smelling hamburgers from a family at Picasso Park!"--Provided by publisher.

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    The unseen guest / #3

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    The unseen guest / #3

    Wood, Maryrose.

    The children and Penelope, their governess, leave London and return to Ashton Place where Penelope decides to take matters into her own hands and do some investigating to find out the truth about the children, Lord Ashton, and herself.

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    The wall in the middle of the book

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    The wall in the middle of the book

    Agee, Jon.

    A knight who feels secure on his side of the wall that divides his book discovers that his side is not as safe as he thought, and the other side is not as threatening.

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    Noisy night

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    Noisy night

    Barnett, Mac.

    "A clever picture book about a multi-level apartment building's occupants and their many nighttime noises"-- Provided by publisher.

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    The skunk

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    The skunk

    Barnett, Mac.

    "A man is followed by a skunk all day until the tables turn"--Provided by publisher.

    Due 10/22/19

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    Rabbit & Robot

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    Rabbit & Robot : the sleepover

    Bell, Cece.

    Rabbit is excited about the sleepover he has carefully planned for his friend Robot, but Robot has some different ideas about how things should go.

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    Leave me alone

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    Leave me alone

    Brosgol, Vera.

    Grandmother wants so badly to be left alone to finish the knitting for her grandchildren that she leaves her tiny home and her big family to journey to the moon and beyond to find peace and quiet to finish her knitting.

    Due 10/30/19

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    The day the crayons came home

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    The day the crayons came home

    Daywalt, Drew.

    One day, Duncan is happily coloring with his crayons when a stack of postcards arrives in the mail from his former crayons, each of which has run away or been left behind, and all of which want to come home.

    Due 11/04/19

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    Bink & Gollie / Best Friends Forever

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    Bink & Gollie / Best Friends Forever

    DiCamillo, Kate.

    When Gollie suspects she has royal blood in her veins and begins to act like a snob, Bink must find a way to deal with her friend's new behavior in order to keep their friendship.

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    Bink & Gollie, two for one

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    Bink & Gollie, two for one

    DiCamillo, Kate.

    The state fair is in town, and now Bink and Gollie-utter opposites and best friends extraordinaire-must use teamwork while navigating its many wonders.

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    Olivia and the fairy princesses

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    Olivia and the fairy princesses

    Falconer, Ian, 1959-

    "Olivia is having an identity crisis! There are too many ruffly, sparkly princesses around these days, and Olivia hashad quite enough. She needs to stand out! She has to be special!"--Provided by publisher.

    Due 11/04/19

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    Be quiet!

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    Be quiet!

    Higgins, Ryan T.

    Rupert the mouse wants to star in an artistic, wordless picture book, but his animal friends cause problems by talking too much.

    Due 11/12/19

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    Princessland

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    Princessland

    Jenkins, Emily, 1967-

    Bored and in a bad mood, Romy wants Lady Cat to take her to Princessland, until Romy discovers that everyday life can be quite magical.

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    A well-mannered young wolf

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    A well-mannered young wolf

    Leroy, Jean, 1975-

    "A young wolf must fulfill his prey's last wishes before he devours them"--Provided by publisher.

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    The not so quiet library

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    The not so quiet library

    OHora, Zachariah.

    "Oskar and and his bear Theodore must save the day when an angry monster barges into the library...and thinks it's an all-you-can-eat buffet!"-- Provided by publisher.

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    A perfect day

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    A perfect day

    Smith, Lane.

    "A perfect day means different things to different animals in Bert's backyard"--Provided by publisher.

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    Not Your Nest!

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    Not Your Nest!

    Sterer, Gideon, author.

    "Bird builds the perfect nest, the only problem is everyone else wants to sleep in it!"-- Provided by publisher.

    Due 11/11/19

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    The donkey egg

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    The donkey egg

    Stevens, Janet.

    "After fast-talking Fox leaves him with a large, green egg, Bear spends minutes, hours, days, and weeks lovingly caring for it with the help of his neighbor Hare"--Provided by publisher.

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    We Are Growing!

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    We Are Growing!

    Keller, Laurie.

    "Walt is not the tallest or the curliest or the pointiest or even the crunchiest. A confounded blade of grass searchesfor his 'est' in this ... story about growing up"--Provided by publisher.

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    The Cookie Fiasco

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    The Cookie Fiasco

    Santat, Dan.

    "There are only three cookies and four hungry friends to share them with. This is not good. This is not equal!"--Provided by publisher.

    Due 11/04/19

    Picture Book - ElementaryPicture Book - Elementary

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    A busy creature's day eating

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    A busy creature's day eating

    Willems, Mo.

    "A busy creature eats his way through the alphabet!"-- Provided by publisher.

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    Wolf camp

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    Wolf camp

    Zuill, Andrea.

    "Homer the dog goes away to wolf camp to learn how to bring out his inner wolf"--Provided by publisher.

    Due 11/05/19

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